Between a Rock and...a ROCK!

...OUTRAGEOUS... I had two outrageous moments this week- and it's not over... First, I was in the kitchen making dinner, and I noticed an open bag of "backyard BBQ kettle chips" that were left over. i started to throw the bag in the trash, but decided to have one (yeah right)... 1 turned to 2... "1 chip, 2 chips, 3 chips, more"! What a disaster. After maybe 6, I found a split second of will power and emptied the bag in to the garbage... but after I realized that it was a fresh/clean garbage bag- I grab the first "questionable" thing (fabreeze) and sprayed it all over them. Now, any "ride or die" fat girl/boy can understand the need to spray them with something inedible... a HANGRY fat girl/boy is NOT above going in to the dirty trash and collecting a bag with chips in it; nor is a HANGRY fat girl/boy above going in to a clean trash to collect loose things (especially with the 10/20/30/60 second rule...clearly created by a FATTY). So, I had to make it so that I would not return for such pleasures as BBQ chips... Second, I was so damn hungry last night...I have not been eating after 7pm and, in general, it has been going fine. But last night around 12:45, I just about lost my mind... I was thinking about healthy choices: 100 cal. microwave popcorn, yogurt, just 1 ice cream sandwich (he he he)... but I just laid down and tried my damnedest to not think about my stomach (as it began to eat me from the inside out)... I was watching TV- which didn't help! I finally gave up when a BK commercial came on about the whopper... I turned off the TV, folded my arms in a very hangry manner, and did what my mother told me as a kid when I couldn't fall asleep- I just closed my eyes and tried! So that's it... in 2 days, I have had 2 annoying experiences. But, I am trying. I have my eyes set on some cute ass summer clothes... So, onward/forward as I fight to align my outer fashionista with the fabulousity buried within.